Slime the Nitrate Monster
Slime the Nitrate Monster
I stand for money at all costs. I want grass from mountain peaks to ocean shores. We must insure that the air, land, and water is maximizing our revenues for irrigation and fertilizer companies, coal mines, and industrial dairy. I stand with the current Otago Regional Council in calling for more science to delay any progress I've made, blooming slime throughout Otago's lakes and rivers.
I – Slime the Nitrate Monster – am a simple multi-celled organism, with no heart or soul, making me a perfect Otago Regional Council candidate. I have mutually beneficial connections with the corporate elites from industrial agriculture who receive financial incentives to spread slime throughout Otago. MPI is also my ally. We maximise the private profits at the cost to the ratepayers, you suckers!
Toxic algal bloom
Otago
47
I stand for money at all costs. I want grass from mountain peaks to ocean shores. We must insure that the air, land, and water is maximizing our revenues for irrigation and fertilizer companies, coal mines, and industrial dairy. I stand with the current Otago Regional Council in calling for more science to delay any progress I've made, blooming slime throughout Otago's lakes and rivers.
I – Slime the Nitrate Monster – am a simple multi-celled organism, with no heart or soul, making me a perfect Otago Regional Council candidate. I have mutually beneficial connections with the corporate elites from industrial agriculture who receive financial incentives to spread slime throughout Otago. MPI is also my ally. We maximise the private profits at the cost to the ratepayers, you suckers!
Toxic algal bloom
Otago
47
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